New Black Hole

This Just In ....... Scientists announced today that a "Mini-Black Hole" has been discovered in the Fat Head of Dennis Hastert. More as this story develops.

Ken Mehlman

" Would ye' look a' th' size o' that kid's heed?  It's a virtual planetoid! Has its own weather system! "

Got a picture of a Conservative with a FAT HEAD ?

Send me the link, and I'll see if their FAT HEAD FLOATS .